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Brankster'S ADVICE

With Mock Drafts popping up all over the 'net, you can ascertain where to draft your favorite players. However, there are players to be avoided at all cost. so, I have provided a guide on selecting those players and moving them to your "Exclude player" list in your pre-draft rankings. I call it my 2010 MFS Avoid Mock Draft.

  1. The 1st player to avoid is Brett Favre! I know that he had a great year last year, but Sidney Rice is already out 8 weeks and Percy Harvin's head is bangin' like a Kardashian. Plus, Brett’s mind was on fishin’, huntin’, and grandfatherin’ until three Minnesota Meese came to his door and forced the modern day Jed Clampett to move away from there. In his interviews, you can tell that he is disinterested in playing out the regular season. He is complaining about his ankle all the time, hates his coach, plus he is 40 years old! I predict that he retires for good by Week 4 and is my top must stay away from draft pick this year.
  2. The 2nd overall player in the Avoid Draft of 2010 is Jay ‘Veal’ Cutler. Poor Jay! Even with a rock star Offensive Coordinator in Mike Martz, he is going to be tenderized for the year by the time his bye week rolls around. He has old guys with bad legs guarding him (Kreutz and Garza) and young guys who are unproven and lack any real blocking skills in (Williams, Louis, and Omiyale). The bottom line is that these guys are terrible. I predict that Dan LeFevour will end up starting the last few games of a meaningless season and will evoke comparisons to the infamous Peter Tom Willis.
  3. With the 3rd pick, I select Matt Leinart. This guy scores more off the field than on. He is as fragile as Paris Hilton’s chihuahua! Too bad he can’t be carried in a purse since  he plays like something closely resembling the word.
  4. The 4th pick is Chad Ochostinko! This guy won’t be dancing with the stars this year. I predict that he has a meltdown and blames TO for his woes. Ironically, it will be TO who takes the high road and continues to produce. When you play a year in Buffalo, you become humble and grateful to play anywhere else in the NFL, including Cincinnati.
  5. The 5th pick in the 2010 Avoid Draft is Brandon Jacobs. This guy is the ultimate BS’er. He talks a great game, but he does nothing to back it up! Injuries and Ahmad Bradshaw have marginalized his effectiveness. Even though injuries happen to many players, this guy acts and talks as though he is still an elite RB. I don’t know if I dislike his attitude as much as I dislike his game, but all I know is, I dislike him!
  6. With the 6th pick, I select Darren McFaddon. Where is the production from this guy? Justin Fargas is more productive than Run DMC! Michael Bush is the man in Oakland and Tom Cable won’t waste his time with injury prone primadonnas. In fact, I’m surprised Cable hasn’t sucker punched McFaddon, though he’s just probably waiting to bitch slap him out of town.
  7. The 7th pick is Mr. Mom; Tom Brady. He is starting to whine more and more every year. I guess that’s what Michigan QBs do when their skills erode. Please see Brian Griese, Elvis Grbac and Jim Harbaugh. The J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS are going to knock him into full-time modeling. I hear that Depends needs a new spokesman!!
  8. The 8th pick is one lucky S-O-B; Jeremy Shockey. He does not deserve a Super Bowl ring after being non-existent in the regular season. David Thomas from Texas is the TE to watch in the Levee City.
  9. The 9th pick is a tough guy, but is stuck behind a young fantasy stud. Avoid drafting Willis "What You Talking 'bout" McGahee! Ray Rice is the man in Baltimore and is a major workhorse. The only way Willis gets on the field is if he has some of his boys from the U pay Coach Harbaugh a late night visit.
  10. With the 10th pick of the Avoid Draft, I select Jake Delhomme! This guy will be wearing a Dog Pound mask by week 6 so no one recognizes him fleeing Cleveland. The Browns management will regret this signing. Along with Delhomme, exclude Colt McCoy. His Pop Warner arm will make Bernie Kosar’s look like a flame thrower.
  11. The 11th pick in the 2010 Avoid Draft is Braylon Edwards! Why do I dislike Michigan players so much? I thought they were tough as nails when they were coached by Bo Schembechler. I dislike this guy so much that I recommend leaving a roster spot empty instead of playing him. Edwards cried his way out of Cleveland and then did nothing in NY. Luckily, the Jets have Dustin Keller, Shonn Greene, Santonio Holmes and Jerricho Cotchery to haul in Sanchez’ passes
  12. The 12th pick in my 2010 Avoid Draft is WR Anthony Gonzalez of the Indianapolis Colts. This poor guy was going to replace Marvin Harrison last year. His prospects were through the roof. But, a freak injury, Austin Collie and Pierre Garcon have virtually made this former Buckeye a fantasy football non-entity in 2010. He is the 5th option in Peyton’s pecking order. he is a post-injury waiver wire option only.


Good luck to all and make sure that these guys are on your Avoid List.

 
 
 
 
 
 
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